1. 00:26 24th Jul 2014

    Notes: 417962

    Reblogged from karmas-fakingit

    lesbomancer:

    viekastv:

    Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

    congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

     
  2. 23:52 23rd Jul 2014

    Notes: 7972

    Reblogged from celestial-delinquent

    thehttydblog:

    oddtogs:

    Toothless - mumblefox - takes my son Hiccup for a flight at Emerald City Comicon!

    Check out that grin. This right here made his life!

    Toothless costume by the amazing Mumblefox

    Hiccup costume (and Hiccup) by www.Facebook.com/OddTogs/

    tHIS iS jUS—

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    BeYonD tHE cUTE-nEsS!!!

    THE KID EVEN HAS HICCUP’S COLOR HAIR!
    *SNUGGLES BABY HICCUP*

     
  3. 23:39

    Notes: 1053

    Reblogged from baneofdurin

    Tags: art

    tearsandthesea:

    Lord of the Rings Art by Alan Lee

     
  4. 23:39

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    Reblogged from achievementhuntress

    There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes

    silentxwriter:

    It is this one. Occasionally, the original text/pic gets deleted and replaced with a gif of your OTP or that actor in that one show or a quote from that thing you like. But it’s not them. It never was them. It has always been, and always will be, a lie.

    And now it’s a sick picture of a T Rex.

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    You’re welcome.

    (Source: inthemidstofmonsters)

     
  5. 22:56

    Notes: 70370

    Reblogged from weretaire

    Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

    (Source: ramblingredrose)

     
  6. 22:49

    Notes: 4968

    Reblogged from tothless

    Tags: lotrthe hobbit

    butfili:

    thank you, peter jackson!

     
  7. 22:46

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    Reblogged from achievementhuntress

    image: Download

    sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

    sarahseemssilly:

    theycallmethemoose:

    everkings:

    gildatheplant:

    pragtastic:

    fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

    leomoriat:

    poesdaughter:

    Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

    Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

    90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

    Are we not going to mention Jesus?

    Nailed it.

    *wheeze* 

    Oh my god.

    Nailed it.

    (Source: atheismblog)

     
  8. 22:44

    Notes: 147903

    Reblogged from assassinandthecaptain

    lesbeeanmovie:

    greencarnations:

    cinematicsymphony:

    This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

    CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

    • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
    • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
    • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
    • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
    • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
    • works every time

    "sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

    (Source: kaliskadyami)

     
  9. 22:41

    Notes: 235114

    Reblogged from achievementhuntress

    whatslifewithoutfandoms:

    tortillah:

    remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

    and london was smart

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    and maddie was dumb

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    and esteban was a woman

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    so basically they were their stereotypes

     
  10. 22:29

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    Reblogged from therevolutionfaerie

    Think of it this way…

    obsessioniskey:

    The Avengers are every person you see in high school.

    The shy nerd

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    The asshole you just can’t hate

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    The hot foreign guy

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    The athlete

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    The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something

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    His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)

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    The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks

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    And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete

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    (Source: thebobblehat)